Kristen Kovatch
Best of Craigslist: Who Are You? Edition
When the text and the photos just don’t match, it’s awfully hard to know who you’re looking at. Welcome to ‘Best of Craigslist.’
It doesn’t matter if you’re looking at Craigslist, Facebook or one of the myriad of horse sale websites that exist out there: there are plenty of ads out there that just don’t add up. Here’s a sampling of these and many more bad ads from all corners of the horsey internet, sent in by readers!
We’ll kick things off with this Craigslist gem, submitted by Erika: there are said to be two ponies for sale. The other one is invisible.
I have two ponies for sale.
The price for both of them is $1000.
I believed you that the saddle was in fact for a horse. Sometimes, it’s just better to show it on a rack than on an actual animal. Submitted by Lisa:
Custom made saddle from England
Mfg: Black Country
Style: Frelsi
Size: 18W
This saddle is like Brand New! It has only been used 3 times.
No stratches, no wear and tear!
Paid $3,100
$2,400 Firm
Something is not right here. Submitted by Danielle:
Extremely sweet white Arabian mare. Vaccines up to date, teeth checked dewormed, new shoes. No papers. Green broke. Clips, ties, trailers stands for ferrier, very sweet and calm temperament. doesnt bite/ kick will make perfect project and trail horse. If you are interested in having her bred to my prize Grullo Morgan stallion to get a Morab foal than that can be worked into the sale for half the stud fee..
I’ve decided that Craigslist-ese is really its own language. Have fun interpreting this one, submitted by Courtney:
I have two year old frazion Cross he will ride work single or double I will show asking 2800 cash only
The same could be said for this ad: please translate. Submitted by Sherrie:
Pony horse for sale. 1 year and ahalf old. Tammed great with kids. No bites nor agressive behavior. Can ride with or without seat. Loves to be hugged. Female a year and ahalf old. Text or call is ok. English/spanish. Chris.
Honorable mention — not a real horse, yet it still follows our theme of photos and text that just doesn’t match. Submitted by Lynn: “I don’t even know where to start. First, not a palomino, but then look at its eyes … I might have nightmares”
The “Evil Craigslist Pony” trope claims another victim — submitted by Carrie:
Believe it or not, most computers do allow you to rotate photos. Submitted by Brett:
You know what they say: sun’s out …. never mind. We’ll just file this under “wildly inappropriate riding apparel.” Submitted by Brittany:
We’ll close out this week’s collection with this masterpiece. Click the photos below the ad to open the gallery. Submitted by Hannah: “There was not actually any info on the photos, as stated in the ad … just pictures and no information.”
Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows – maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.
Tuesday Video: Schooling Through the Circus
It’s amazing that just this one horse, one pony and one dog make for a riding experience way wilder than the average horse show schooling ring.
Next time you think your riding arena is getting a little busy, think back to this video and count your blessings that these shenanigans aren’t going on while you’re trying to school a little passage.
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Never fear; the horse, the mini and the dog appear to be getting along well rather than fearing for their lives. However, we don’t recommend that you try this one at home.
Go riding!
#horsenation ‘Grams of the Day
Another week of horse life, rounded up in your images!
‘Gram of the Day from @perfique: Jon does this every time he takes the bridle off to put the halter on. I think it’s hilarious. #horsesofinstagram #EquestrianProblems #horsenation A photo posted by Horse Nation (@go_riding) on
‘Gram of the Day from @dressagequeen91: Magical unicorn princess #unicornprincess #unicorn #horsenation A photo posted by Horse Nation (@go_riding) on
Join the conversation! Follow us on Instagram at @go_riding and tag your public photos with #horsenation. We’ll share our favorites daily. Go riding!
‘You Can’t Make This Stuff Up’: The Latest Chapter of the Monica Thors Saga
Monica Thors, standing trial for abuses to Standardbreds seized in late 2014, has served papers to fifteen parties for charges including conspiracy, murder and animal abuse.
A Comic to Kick Off Your Week
Need a little comic relief for your Monday? You’ll get a kick out of Kellie Lewis’ latest comic!
‘Oh Crap’ Monday
Here’s our latest batch of reader-submitted photos and videos!
SmartPak Monday Morning Feed: Ask a Non-Rider, Bit Butter Edition
The first step: identify if it’s “bit butter,” “B I plus butter” or “B I butter.” SmartPak’s latest addition to the “Ask a Non-Rider” series is another side-splitter!
Kentucky Performance Products: Transitioning Feed
Equine Guelph highlights the importance of an adaptation period to help your horse’s gut adjust to feed changes.
When transitioning your horse to new feedstuff — either to a new batch of hay, new pasture or new concentrates — you need to do so slowly to give bacteria in the horse’s digestive tract a chance to adapt to the new feedstuff.
Bacterial populations change according to what the horse is eating, and time is required for different bacterial species to colonize in this new environment. If there is not enough time for the population to adapt, it can cause digestive disturbances which can lead to colic.
Article re-posted with kind permission by Equine Guelph: http://equineguelph.ca/index.php
About Equine Guelph: Equine Guelph is the horse owners’ and care givers’ Centre at the University of Guelph in Canada. It is a unique partnership dedicated to the health and well-being of horses, supported and overseen by equine industry groups. Equine Guelph is the epicentre for academia, industry and government – for the good of the equine industry as a whole. For further information, visit www.equineguelph.ca.
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Infographic: Superhero Name or Race Horse Name?
Who knew that it would be so difficult to tell!
The creative minds at Derbycraze.com put together a survey to poll over 3,000 respondents, asking them whether particular names belonged to race horses … or Marvel comic book characters and superheros. As it turns out, even the most diehard sports fans can’t tell the difference some of the time. Check out the results in two different infographics below!
The Kentucky Derby is right around the corner — we’ll bring you a preview of the field next week!
Go riding!
Keeping Up With Kaley Cuoco
What’s our favorite celebrity equestrian been up to?
The Academic Equestrian: Spring, Exams and Mud
The eternal debate continues: study for exams, or go riding? Haley, the Academic Equestrian, describes how she balances both.
Spring, it seems, has finally made its way to Alfred, melting the last snow heaps into thick mud puddles and releasing Cricket’s winter coat. My boots are muddy and my jackets are all covered in horsehair, but somehow none of that seems quite so bad because it also means that it’s nice enough to ride outside again.
As my second semester of college comes to a close, the improving weather seems both a blessing and a curse — how am I supposed to lock myself inside to study for finals when the sun is shining and the temperature is above freezing? In hindsight, fall semester finals are much easier to prepare for, since due to dismal December weather, there is nothing else to do besides sit indoors and study. Everything in me wants to look ahead — to summer, to the first open horse show of the year (this weekend!), to trail riding at home and summer jobs. The one blip in my schedule is finals week, coming up soon and promising to be stressful and difficult.
My book bag is a constant companion, whether I am walking to breakfast, going to the barn, or riding in the car with my roommate on a coffee run. This, I think, is my subconscious way of compensating for the hours I spend at the barn trying to make my animal look like a non-feral well-groomed horse. Homework on the go has proven to be an effective method of keeping up. Sitting alone at lunch? Do some homework. Someone you don’t like is talking to you? Pull out that study sheet. Awake for a midnight snack? Go over the day’s reading. Horse is behaving during a lesson? Set your laptop on the pommel of your saddle and organize your essay. Horse isn’t paying attention to you? Tape flash cards to your horse’s ears and memorize both sides as they rotate them. Go big or go home.
At the end of the day, even with having to keep up with homework and take care of Cricket, I’m glad that he’s there to shed all over every piece of clothing I own and slobber in my hair. It’s impossible to be stressed when you slog out to the pasture to catch your horse and instead encounter an indistinguishable mud monster who is oh-so-proud of himself. He’ll share the love with you too, pressing a muzzle encrusted with mud and hay into your hand and breathing softly, and in the moment you know that this peace is more memorable than any final exam you’ll ever take.
Haley is the author of Horse Nation’s “Academic Equestrian” series, following her collegiate experience as she balances her studies with participation on the varsity equestrian team and time with her own horse. Catch up on past columns by clicking the #ACADEMIC EQUESTRIAN tag at the top of the page!
Haley Ruffner is attending Alfred University, majoring in English and minoring in Business and Equestrian Studies. She has a green Quarter Horse, At Last an Invitation “Cricket,” and he is also “enrolled” at Alfred. She rides western and hunt seat and also loves to rein and trail ride.
Fence Me In: Selecting the Best Wire for Electric Fencing
Do you know how to select the best material?
Standing Ovation by Ovation Riding: Reins to Recovery Seeking New Facility
Each Friday, Horse Nation teams up with Ovation Riding to spotlight an organization doing good work with horses. Today, we’re revisiting Reins to Recovery, who is currently seeking a new facility.
Photo Challenge: 7 Foals of Horse Nation
*cue girly squealing at the cuteness*
Innovative Robotic Lift System Could Change Outcome for Major Equine Injuries
This game-changing system, developed by researchers, veterinarians and engineers in Saskatchewan, provides both mobility and support for traumatic injuries such as fractured legs.
Best of Craigslist: Special Grammar Quiz Edition
Sure, we all love to poke fun at ridiculous ads and wonky grammar, but can we put our money where our mouth is and pass a horse-sales grammar quiz?
Our popular “Best of Craigslist” series curates your submissions from Craigslist, Facebook and other equine sales sites: we all get a laugh out of ridiculous sales photos, outrageous descriptions and of course the ever-lurking creative spelling and eye-rolling grammar (and every once in a while, we are able to facilitate a Craigslist success story too).
Lest we be accused of dishing it out but unable to take it, we’ve created this little Best of Craigslist Grammar Quiz: can you fill in the blank with the correct word?
Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows – maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.
#TBT: That Time Horse Nation Designed New Pictograms for the FEI
… well, we tried to, at least. Four years later, we still can’t fathom why our designs ultimately weren’t selected. (more…)
Thursday Morning Video: AZ Burros Meet Green Grass
Green grass is the most natural thing in the world for some horses — but not for these wild burros who are used to the Arizona desert!
According to Montgomery Creek Ranch, “This is what it looks like when an Arizona burro sees green grass for the first time! We turned the burro herd out onto grass to get them used to this ‘foreign’ terrain before turning them out on the ranch to run free. Truly an amazing sight.”
(Don’t worry, Montgomery Creek is an experienced wild horse and burro rescue — these burros were introduced to green grass slowly to protect them from founder and other conditions.)
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The burros have since figured out that grass is really good to eat, and will eventually join the rest of the wild horse and burro herds at the sanctuary when they’re fully acclimated. Learn more about Montgomery Creek Ranch at the organization’s website. You can also “like” them on Facebook for more updates!
Go burros, and go riding!
Hunt Seat & Western Teams Named for 44th IHSA National Championships
The 44th Intercollegiate Horse Shows Association National Championships will take place in May at the Kentucky Horse Park: hunt seat and western championship teams have been named!
Breaking: Zenyatta’s 2016 Colt Has Passed Away
Just days after we rejoiced to see this beautiful colt stamped in his mother’s image, Team Zenyatta announced that tragedy had struck.
According to Zenyatta’s website earlier today:
VERSAILLES, KY — (April 13, 2016) It is with heavy hearts that Team Zenyatta and Lane’s End Farm must announce the passing of Zenyatta’s 2016 foal by War Front. His death occurred at approximately 9:00 am this morning due to complications of meconium aspiration syndrome. We express our deep gratitude to Dr. Peter Morresey and the professionals at Rood & Riddle Equine Hospital who worked tirelessly to support the mare and foal. Zenyatta is in good health and back home at Lane’s End Farm.
It’s always a tragedy that despite the best care in the world, the worst can still happen. We’re glad to hear that Zenyatta remains in good health while we mourn with her team over the loss of her beautiful colt.
Meconium aspiration syndrome occurs when meconium, or the first fecal matter of a foal, is voided when the foal is still in utero. The foal can then inhale the contaminated amniotic fluid. Despite prompt and skilled treatment complications can still develop.
Our hearts go out to everyone on Team Zenyatta on this tragic day. We ask that our readers keep commentary respectful.
Go “Baby Z.”
SpectraVET Performance of the Week: Edwina Tops-Alexander Wins Miami Beach
The kickoff leg of the 2016 Longines Global Champions Tour took place last weekend in Miami Beach, with Australia’s Edwina Tops-Alexander and Lintea Tequila bringing home the first big win.
Dream Job Alert: Budweiser Clydesdales Are Hiring New Handler
If you love the big boys, this is the job for you.
World Equestrian Brands Helmet Cam: Motor Cowboy
Reader Matt Lakin did some quick thinking and careful driving to safely herd this loose horse off a highway and into a pasture!
Reader Matt Lakin of Shropshire in the UK casually writes, “I managed to roundup this escaped horse […] I thought you may want to use the footage?”
According to Matt, “the horse was running towards a very busy road at rush hour and was only a few hundred yards from where another horse was killed in January seriously injuring the driver.”
Thanks to some quick thinking and very careful driving and on Matt’s part, he was able to pass the loose horse and then cut him off, effectively herding him into a pasture and off of the dangerous roadway. Check out the video (must be logged in to Facebook to view):
Well done, Matt! We salute you for your public service in keeping the roads safe and the horses safer.
Go riding!











































