Maria Wachter

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Maria Wachter

#TBT: Tales From the Dude Ranch, As Heard From the General Public

Working at a dude ranch guiding trail rides with never-evers gave Maria Wachter a lot to chuckle about. →

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Maria Wachter

New Product Alert: Saddle-Piddle Pal

Are your friends tired of giving you a leg up every 10 minutes because you have the bladder →

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Maria Wachter

If Horse People Worked at the Crayola Factory

…then colors would have more creative names. →

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Maria Wachter

Mule Saddles: An Impossible Quest

“If it looks like it should hang on the wall at a dive bar, it’ll probably fit.” →

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Maria Wachter

5 Truths About Riding Mules

Maria Wachter, Horse Nation’s resident mule whisperer, meets a lot of folks out on the trail who ask →

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Maria Wachter

Candy Hearts From Your Horse

Straight from the horse’s mouth… to yours. →

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Maria Wachter

The People You Choose to Ride With: A Life Lesson

Go find your herd: Maria Wachter knows the kind of people she wants to go riding with. And →

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Maria Wachter

Khutulun and Her 10,000 Horses

Now THIS is a princess story I can get behind. →

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Maria Wachter

New Year’s Appreciations

Resolutions are the way of the past. Appreciation is the way of the future! →

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Maria Wachter

If People Were Horses: A Thought Experiment

What if people interacted with other people the way that we interact with horses? →

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Maria Wachter

5 Reasons Not to Get Your Kid a Pony For Christmas

(Tongue-in-cheek, people — relax, we don’t actually hate ponies.) →

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Maria Wachter

‘What’s That On Your Feet?’: My Responses to Non-Equestrians Asking About My Spurs

Yeah, I know I could sit them down and explain the real reason we use spurs, but this →

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Maria Wachter

11 Ways My Mule Definitely Tries to Mess With Me

I don’t think he’s actually this smart, but who knows. →

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Maria Wachter

Things That REALLY Scare Equestrians

Who said anything about ghosts and goblins? This is the real stuff of nightmares. →

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Maria Wachter

Standing In the Saddle: The Horse Trader’s Secret

“Maybe you need to pick pine nuts, maybe you need to install that sign on your barn and →

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Maria Wachter

Satire: New Hair Shades to Appeal to Equestrians

“Because of this price drop and catchy names for the color shades we expect to climb out of →

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Maria Wachter

On ‘To Forever Home Only’

Let’s get real for a minute, people. →

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Maria Wachter

The Tale of the Wheelbarrow Full of Hay

Halloween is right around the corner… and what could be spookier to your horse than the tiniest change →

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Maria Wachter

Horse People vs. Non-Horse People: Colors

Non-horse people: “Looks like a cow!” →

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