Well-meaning significant others might be showering their equestrians today with hoof picks and lead ropes and new saddle pads… but if you’re intimidated by tack catalogs or your equestrian already seems to have it all, here a few alternative suggestions.
As listed by the man himself…
A holiday of love can’t possibly not include horses.
Run down this checklist to confirm the inevitable.
- Do you plan on spending February the 14th at the barn?
- Do you not have time for a significant other because your horse takes up all your time?
- Would you rather binge-eat ice cream and watch Netflix at the barn than go out for a nice romantic dinner with another human being?
- Did you buy your horse a Valentine’s day treat?
- Does your heart already belong to your horse?
- Could you not imagine one day away from your horse?
- Do you kiss your horse on his/her nose/face more than once a day?
If you catch yourself doing any/all of these, your horse is your one true love this Valentine’s Day. Go riding!
Sexy Horse is back with all new sweet nothings to whisper in your ear.
Kellie Lewis has a special Valentine’s Day comic to “kick” off your Sunday!
KickyBrand.com is an online horse lovers site currently selling clothing, greeting cards and stickers. It also routinely publishes a cartoon strip by Kellie Lewis that has a little bit of kick to it.
Haley Ruffner, the Academic Equestrian, has a special message for the important guy in her life.
Thank you for spoiling me this year—you didn’t buck me off once, and you only went through two winter blankets. I very much appreciate your loving personality (even if it’s only for the peppermints), and your winter coat is wonderful for cuddling on chilly evenings when I come to the barn.
Even though we’ve been together for five years now, every year you grow more handsome and muscular. You’ve matured so much, and even through your gangly and rebellious stages, I have never regretted choosing you.
I cherish our time together, but when we’re apart it still seems as though you’re with me. Your scent lingers on my skin, in my hair, and on my clothes, and everyone around me knows we’ve been together by the tell-tale snot and hair that blankets my jacket.
Not everyone understands our relationship, but that’s okay. Sometimes my friends will ask why I spend more time with you than with them, and my family rolls their eyes when I come to dinner late and smelling like the barn. The truth of the matter is that I like spending time with you because you make me the happiest.
You’re honest, smart, snuggly, and mostly well-behaved. You don’t argue with me (little disagreements over whether or not there are monsters in the corner of the arena don’t count as arguments, really) and you’re always happy to see me. Honestly, your personal hygiene isn’t even that bad compared to a lot of people.
It seems to be a growing trend to refer to one’s significant other as “bae,” but you’ve been bay for years and I don’t see that changing any time soon.
Haley is the author of Horse Nation’s “Academic Equestrian” series, following her collegiate experience as she balances her studies with participation on the varsity equestrian team and time with her own horse. Catch up on past columns by clicking the #ACADEMIC EQUESTRIAN tag at the top of the page!
Haley Ruffner is attending Alfred University, majoring in English and minoring in Business and Equestrian Studies. She has a green Quarter Horse, At Last an Invitation “Cricket,” and he is also “enrolled” at Alfred. She rides western and hunt seat and also loves to rein and trail ride.
…and it’s adorable.
Happy Valentine’s Day hangover! First comes love, then comes… this time lapse video of a perfectly orchestrated horsey marriage proposal.
From the romantic lighting and red carpet leading to a (very tolerant) horse, this guy’s romantic marriage proposal is the embodiment of horse-loving perfection.
From the video’s description:
“This is a compilation of the two hours leading up to and including my proposal to my now fiancée, condensed down into a short 10 minute video. Because Megan has grown up around horses all her life, I knew she would absolutely LOVE if her own horse was involved in this special moment. Here is my proposal to her in the barn where her horse, Jackson, lives… And yes, Jackson, played a huge role in this surprise marriage proposal! Thank you to everyone that helped make this special moment possible!”
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