Mostly to ourselves, which makes it ok. Probably. →
Let’s talk semantics… →
Someone left me to my own devices to troll social media unattended. I’m sorry. →
Decisions were made. →
A great idea in theory… →
Horse entropy increases exponentially with each additional horse… →
Excellent chew toys. →
Prehistoric death bogs or therapeutic modality? →
Because how DARE you… →
I guess some horses spin this daily… →
Spent developing various forms of arthritis and covered in dust, horse hair, and other questionable substances. →
Mares vs Geldings: because one of these is far judgier than the other. →
I don’t think that word means what you think it means… →
I could actually write a book of these… →
Or maybe just terrible ones. That works too. →
Or maybe don’t. Her advice is terrible. →
Because why wouldn’t she be? →
Just another way horses keep us on our toes (or, potentially, on the ground). →
Because nothing screams practical like wearing men’s formal wear while handling livestock in 90 degree weather…. →
Sort of. Maybe for a moment? →
Seriously. Your body is not doing what you think it’s doing… →
I like to think of them as just opportunities to build character. →
Or maybe *should* write. They’d be bestsellers. →
Remind me again why we even have those? →
She’s a regular Margaret Atwood here… →