Morgane Schmidt

Morgane Schmidt

The Idea of Order: Just Another Friday Night…

Spent developing various forms of arthritis and  covered in dust, horse hair, and other questionable substances.

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The Idea of Order: New Barn Help…

Mares vs Geldings: because one of these is far judgier than the other.

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The Idea of Order: The Horse ‘Phase’…

I don’t think that word means what you think it means…

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The Idea of Order: Famous Last Words…

Or maybe just terrible ones. That works too.

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The Idea of Order: Ask Icee

Or maybe don’t. Her advice is terrible.

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The Idea of Order: The Full Body Shake…

Just another way horses keep us on our toes (or, potentially, on the ground).

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The Idea of Order: Show Clothes

Because nothing screams practical like wearing men’s formal wear while handling livestock in 90 degree weather….

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The Idea of Order: Proprioception is a Liar

Seriously. Your body is not doing what you think it’s doing…

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The Idea of Order: Poor Life Decisions…

I like to think of them as just opportunities to build character.

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The Idea of Order: Books I Could Write as an Equestrian

Or maybe *should* write. They’d be bestsellers.

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The Idea of Order: Non-Equestrian Friends

Remind me again why we even have those?

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The Idea of Order: What Happens in the Trailer…

Absolutely does not stay in the trailer. In fact, it is often shared loudly across the show grounds.

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The Idea of Order: Hump Day

I’m not sure that word means what you think it means (to equestrians, anyway)…

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The Idea of Order: The Issue With…Issues.

…because we all have them, just some are by proxy.

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The Idea of Order: The *FUN* After Snow Storm…

…because winter really is the gift that keeps on giving.

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‘Classical’ Dressage Armchair Quarterbacks, Please Sit Down: An Op-Ed

Today’s musings are largely just an op-ed brought on by some of the comments on the recent article

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The Idea of Order: Holiday Selfies…

…bold of you to think these would be enjoyable.

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The Idea of Order: Pony Coal…

…horses really are the gift that keeps on giving.

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The Idea of Order: Optimum Operating Range

…seriously, my warmbloods aren’t calibrated for winter.

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