Run down this checklist to confirm the inevitable.
- Do you plan on spending February the 14th at the barn?
- Do you not have time for a significant other because your horse takes up all your time?
- Would you rather binge-eat ice cream and watch Netflix at the barn than go out for a nice romantic dinner with another human being?
- Did you buy your horse a Valentine’s day treat?
- Does your heart already belong to your horse?
- Could you not imagine one day away from your horse?
- Do you kiss your horse on his/her nose/face more than once a day?
If you catch yourself doing any/all of these, your horse is your one true love this Valentine’s Day. Go riding!