Spicy being associated with fall seems to be incredibly accurate on multiple levels… →
Do you have it, or are you it? →
Seems pretty spot on… →
I’m just saying… →
Perpetually disgruntled. →
Just kidding. It’s mostly a required exercise in futility. →
You’re just poking the bear when you say stuff like that… →
They all think they’re the next Van Gogh… →
When you get to learn just how profusely random parts of your body can sweat… →
AKA: When your training program is a load of questionable shenanigans… →
It’s because you probably did. →
Ok, they probably didn’t actually *say* that… →
AKA: Touring Dante’s Inferno. →
Do involve interacting with other HUMANS. →
Hopefully only the good kind… →
Who doesn’t love pony camp? →
It’s called SELF CARE, Ma’am! →
For PONY CAMP! →
You see what I did there. →
A Flowchart for Success! →
But really… →
Well, one lousy part… →
But I mean, seriously… →
Relax, it’s ON THE LIST! (Just somewhere near the bottom…) →
Equestrian Edition… →