Best of Craigslist: ‘7 yr old Gray Mare Horse – $1500 (mckinleyville)’

Reader Allyson Cooper sent us a link to this ad for a horse that “needs to go to a non-drinking family.”

If horses could talk, I bet this one would have some stories to tell. From Humboldt County, Calif.:

7 yr old Gray Mare Horse – $1500 (mckinleyville)

7 year old Gray Mare broke to ride. Not kid broke. Has Gymkhana experience. Needs to go to a non-drinking family, she has thrown anyone that has tried to ride her buzzed or drunk. She is a very sweet horse and would be better off with another horse. Shes up to date with shots and has shoes. Her name is Moxie.
If interested please contact Livvi @ 7 0 7 / 5 0 2 / 0 4 2 2

Wow, what a find Allyson. Readers, if you stumble across a great horsey classified ad in your Internet wanderings, we want to see it! Email the link to [email protected].

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