Just imagine the shocked expression on your horse’s face when you tell him…

… “The feed store has discontinued grain.”

… “We couldn’t afford to pay your board bill this month.”

… “We’re taking up a new sport.”

… “Meet Olaf, your new pasturemate.” 

… “Try one of these–they taste like apples.”

… “Check out this new jump we got for the ring.”

… “You’re going to love what we’ve done with your hair.”

… “The tack store was out of fly masks so…”

… “We bought a farm in Alaska.”

Go Riding.