I mean I didn’t mean to be kidding…buuuut we all can see it for the joke that it is.
Going to the barn? I won’t be back for at least 12 hours. My bad.
Seriously though, the barn is where time goes to die. I think there must be some sort of wormhole inherent in every barn that would explain how I can only be there for a ‘couple hours’ but the time jumps forward by something ridiculous… like eight hours.
Of course with the given climate of uncertainty and anxiety, I suppose getting lost in the time suck that is the barn could be a supremely useful thing.
Morgane Schmidt is a 36-year-old teacher/artist/dressage trainer/show announcer/ who still hasn’t quite decided what she wants to be when she grows up. A native Floridian, she now lives in Reno, NV, where she’s been able to confirm her suspicion that snow is utterly worthless. Though she has run the gamut of equestrian disciplines, her favorite is dressage. She was recently able to complete her USDF bronze and silver medals and is currently working on her gold. Generally speaking her life is largely ruled by Woody, a 14.2 hand beastly quarter horse, Willie, a now beastly 10-year-old Dutch gelding, and Milona DG, a 3 year old KWPN chestnut mare (you can make your own inferences there…). Visit her website at www.theideaoforder.com.