I spent 11 months waiting in anticipation for the birth of my mare’s foal. Now reality has reared its ugly head. This foal is the reason prayer chains get sent around in your social media PMs. Quite frankly, I think she may need an exorcism.
“Do not try to incorporate these phrases while talking about your girlfriend. If you do, you will end up sleeping on the couch, deep in the dog house or, if you’re dating a barrel racer, you may not have a house because she may have burned it down.”
“I feel like the meme of the girl and guy laying in bed thinking two totally different things. I’m thinking, ‘How’s the tendon healing? Will Buns make a full recovery? Will we be shooting partners again?’ Buns is probably thinking, ‘Wonder when my next meal is.'”