The Idea of Order: Horror Films for Equestrians

You know you’d watch these…
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Happy *Almost* Halloween!🎃

In keeping with the season– as Halloween is my absolute favorite holiday and the Festive-Doom-O-Lantern my totem– here is my top 10 list of potential horror movies that would appeal to the average, seasoned equestrian.

You’re welcome. Feel free to reach out if you’d like me to help get a screenplay together for any of these. 😂

Morgane Schmidt is a 38-year-old teacher/artist/dressage trainer/show announcer/ who still hasn’t quite decided what she wants to be when she grows up. A native Floridian, she spent a decade in Reno, NV, where she was able to confirm her suspicion that snow is utterly worthless (she has since regained her sense and moved back to the Florida swamp). Though she has run the gamut of equestrian disciplines, her favorite is dressage. She was recently able to complete her USDF bronze and silver medals and is currently working on her gold. Generally speaking her life is largely ruled by Woody, a 14.2 hand beastly quarter horse, Willie, a now beastly 10-year-old Dutch gelding, and Milona DG, a 4 year old KWPN chestnut mare (you can make your own inferences there…). Visit her website at