The Idea of Order: Equine Rudeness At Its Finest

Or, how your horse can crush you like paste.

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I absolutely HATE being headbutted by a sweaty beast once the bridle is removed. None of my clients’ horses do this nonsense. But then there’s The Beastlet… he’s a special kind of spoiled. It’s a good thing I love him as much as I do or he’d be so dead.

Go Riding!

Morgane Schmidt Gabriel is a 33-year-old teacher/artist/dressage trainer/show announcer/ who still hasn’t quite decided what she wants to be when she grows up. A native Floridian, she now lives in Reno, NV, where she’s been able to confirm her suspicion that snow is utterly worthless. Though she has run the gamut of equestrian disciplines, her favorite is dressage. She was recently able to complete her USDF bronze and silver medals and is currently working on her gold. Generally speaking her life is largely ruled by Woody, a 14.2 hand beastly quarter horse, Willie, a now beastly 7-year-old Dutch gelding, and Stormy, her friend’s nearly all white paint gelding with a penchant for finding every mud hole and pee spot in existence. Visit her website at

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