The Problem With Ponies
Ponies — gotta love ‘em! Or you’d probably kill ‘em. Here is a list of pony problems that cannot be denied…
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Every day is a bad hair day.
They overdress for winter.
They’re always up in your business.
They’re experts at giving side-eye…
…and expressing their disgruntlement.
They have their own special way of doing things.
They don’t give a crap WHO you are. (Below: Karen O’Connor and Theodore O’Connor)
Ponies do what they want, whenever they feel like doing it.
They change their minds about things at the last minute.
They’ll eat you out of house and home.
They enjoy feeling free.
They know every trick in the book. Because they authored the book.
They think they’re ALL THAT.
Their sense of humor is freakishly well-developed.
Sometimes, they just go nuts.
When they’re good, they’re very, very good…
…but even when they’re bad, it’s impossible not to love them.
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