Why yes, International Lesson Horse Day has even inspired poetry. My apologies in advance. →
Ruining your bathing suit days since the dawn of time. →
Or, how to keep just about anyone from stealing your lunch. →
… is a big, fat TEASE! →
You never really outgrow them. →
Synonymous with “Equine Scavenger Hunt.” →
Well, at least if you’re a hypochondriac. →
And economics. →
Questionable at best. →
Decisions will be made. →
Or, cold-induced insanity… →
A shocking event indeed. →
Because why shouldn’t horses get to poop in little bowls of water too? →
You KNOW you have something to add… →
Synonymous with “cruel and unusual punishment.” →
What DO ponies ask for? →
Driving you slowly mad since the dawn of time. →
Besides horses of course… →
It would appear so… →
AKA: White Doom. →
You’re welcome. →
Because we really need a graph to tell us this. →
Go home, Pinterest, you’re drunk. →