Morgane Schmidt
Product Review: Ponytail Grooming Products
Morgane Schmidt, reluctant owner of a mostly-white paint dressage horse/poo stain magnet, takes the Ponytail Grooming Product line out for a spin. →
The Idea of Order: Time and Money…
…two things horse people rarely have much of. →
The Idea of Order: Death by Dressage Boot
Or, why new boots are ACTUALLY a form of torture. →
5 Non-Traditional Breed Horses Who Are Rocking It at Upper Level Dressage
It doesn’t take a $80k warmblood import to excel at the sport. Morgane Schmidt seeks advice and input from the riders of five “unorthodox” dressage horses. →
The Idea of Order: Packing your Trailer for a Show…
…vs. the Apocalypse in your trailer when heading home. →
How to Turn a Donut Into a Pony in 10 Steps*
*Pony may be smaller and less appealing than hoped for. →
The Idea of Order: Polar Fleece & Hay
A *winning* combination… not. At least someone is amused! →
The Idea of Order: Barn Cars….
Only equestrians understand. →
Find the Perfect Gift For Your Trainer…
…because failure to do so could result in an indefinite ‘No Stirrups New Year.’ →
The Idea of Order: Winter Coats…
Or why horses also hate body clipping. →
Horse Haiku of the Day, by Morgane Schmidt
Horse life in 17 syllables. →
The Idea of Order: Anyone Else Getting Lumps of ‘Pony Coal’?
You know what I’m talking about. →
The Idea of Order: ‘Tis the Season…
More astute observations from the equestrian world. →
The Idea of Order: The Irony of Equestrian Apparel
More astute observations from the equestrian world. →
The Idea of Order: Biohazard Body Clipping
Overkill? Nah. →
Sometimes a Carrot Stick Just Doesn’t Cut It
Take it away, Morgane Schmidt! →
The Idea of Order: Trick or Feed Us
Horses will do anything for a snack. →
The Idea of Horse: DIY Horse Halloween Costumes
Horses have a scary sense of humor. →
The Idea of Order: Caption Contest!
What in the world is going on in this photo? You decide. →