When you get to learn just how profusely random parts of your body can sweat…
AKA: When your training program is a load of questionable shenanigans…
It’s because you probably did.
Ok, they probably didn’t actually *say* that…
AKA: Touring Dante’s Inferno.
Do involve interacting with other HUMANS.
Hopefully only the good kind…
Who doesn’t love pony camp?
It’s called SELF CARE, Ma’am!
You see what I did there.
Relax, it’s ON THE LIST! (Just somewhere near the bottom…)
Perhaps Merriam-Webster says differently, but I think I’m more accurate…
Don’t lie, we all know you’ve done this.
Perhaps the most questionable aspect.
Otherwise known as your first chance to fly your dragon kite.
There’s “broke, broke” and “equestrian broke”….
But he’s still the reason we can’t have nice things.