Morgane Schmidt

The Idea of Order: Excuses…

July 7, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#Excuses, #Monty Python, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Some are better at finding them than others.
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The Idea of Order: You had ONE Job…

June 30, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#OneJob, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

And let’s just say you’re not nailing it at the moment.
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The Idea of Order: What’s in Your Purse?

June 23, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDER, #What's In Your PurseComments Off

Hint: it isn’t money if you have horses.
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The Idea of Order: When Nature Calls…

June 16, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#doublestandards, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

You answer.
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The Idea of Order: Blinded by…

June 9, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#blindthemwithbling, #THE IDEA OF ORDER, DRESSAGEComments Off

Something.
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The Idea of Order: Equestrians and Real Estate…

June 2, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#realestate, #theideaoforderComments Off

Living Quarters Chic, anyone?
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The Idea of Order: Ponies…

May 26, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#Shitland, #theideaoforder, #UnholytrinityComments Off

Or fluffy demons?
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The Idea of Order: ‘Stressage’

May 19, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#stressage, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

The honestly named cousin of ‘dressage.’
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The Idea of Order: “Entirely Repentant?”

May 12, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#Repentant, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Surely you jest.
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The Idea of Order: Show Clothes…

May 5, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#showclothes, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Whose bright idea was this?
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The Idea of Order: Spring After a Pandemic-Induced Lockdown…

April 28, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#COVID19, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Or — why your pants don’t fit.
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The Idea of Order: If Only I Were so Lucky…

April 21, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Or — why being my horse has its perks.
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The Idea of Order: Showing a White Horse…

April 14, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDER, #WhiteHorseProblemsComments Off

You must be a masochist.
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The Idea of Order: The Horse ‘Phase’

April 7, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#Horse Phase, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Longest.Phase.EVER.
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The Idea of Order: Hot Shoeing…

March 31, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#Hot shoeing, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Yes, I did just set your feet on fire.
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The Idea of Order: Last Minute Advice for the Show Ring…

March 24, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#SHOWING, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Even if your trainer doesn’t say it, she’s probably thinking it.
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The Idea of Order: Spooking Is Brought To You By…

March 17, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDER, #The Letter AComments Off

Literally everything.
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The Idea of Order: Trailer Drama

March 10, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDER, #Trailer DramaComments Off

Because Mobile Bear caves are FUN.
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The Idea of Order: A Merry Chase…

March 3, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDER, merry chaseComments Off

My very favorite activity…
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The Idea of Order: Non-Horsey Barn Help

February 24, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#The Idea of OderComments Off

They can be helpful…
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The Idea of Order: More Lies we Tell Ourselves…

February 17, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Because self-deception takes lots of practice to get right.
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The Idea of Order: Young Horse Training…

February 10, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDER, Red mareComments Off

Even MORE fun when it’s a young, red mare!
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The Idea of Order: Hunter Shows…

February 3, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#hunter shows, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Yeah, don’t make dinner plans…
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The Idea of Order: If Your Horse Had an Agenda…

January 27, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#Horse Agenda, #THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

Yeah, it wouldn’t match yours.
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The Idea of Order: Another Equine Truth…

January 20, 2021Morgane SchmidtMorgane Schmidt, the idea of order#THE IDEA OF ORDERComments Off

And this one is truly sad.
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