The honestly named cousin of ‘dressage.’
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Whose bright idea was this?
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Or — why your pants don’t fit.
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Or — why being my horse has its perks.
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You must be a masochist.
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Longest.Phase.EVER.
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Yes, I did just set your feet on fire.
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Even if your trainer doesn’t say it, she’s probably thinking it.
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Literally everything.
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Because Mobile Bear caves areĀ *FUN*.
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My very favorite activity…
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They *can* be helpful…
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Because self-deception takes lots of practice to get right.
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Even MORE fun when it’s a young, red mare!
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Yeah, don’t make dinner plans…
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Yeah, it wouldn’t match yours.
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And this one is truly sad.
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Seriously, they’re not to be trusted.
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You don’t have to be great, or even good, just better than 2020…
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Sure to be a big hit.
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It would totally be this guy…
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Egads, no one needs them to be able to talk…
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Somehow worse than actual coal.
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