Quiz: Which of Santa’s Reindeer Is Your Horse?

From Rudolph-level drama to Blitzen-grade chaos, find out your horse’s festive alter ego.

Every barn has one: the Rudolph who must be the center of attention, the Blitzen who thrives on absolute chaos, and the Comet who just wants everyone to get along (and maybe share a snack). With the holiday season upon us, it’s time to finally answer the question Santa himself has been wondering:
Which of his reindeer does your horse most resemble?

Take the quiz, embrace the festive nonsense, and see where your four-legged elf lands.

Whether your horse turned out to be a lovable Rudolph, a spicy Dasher, a majestic Dancer, or a full-tilt Blitzen, remember: every barn needs a little of each.

Drop your results in the Facebook comments — and yes, photos proving your horse absolutely nailed the assignment are strongly encouraged.

Happy Holidays, Horse Nation!

If ever there were a use for ChatGPT, it’s generating an image of a horse as Rudolph…