Quiz: Which ‘Stranger Things’ Character is YOUR Horse?

From Eleven-level power to Dustin-style charm, find out which Hawkins hero your horse is spiritually channeling.

The first four episodes of Season 5 of Stranger Things has dropped. And now that you’ve watched all of them in one sitting, you’re likely left feeling a bit empty, not really looking forward to the month-long wait for the next installment (nice marketing, Netflix…). To help relieve some of that frustration while you pace impatiently, staring at your laptop, tablet, or phone, we’ve decided to have some fun with it and set up this quiz, to help you find out which Stranger Things character your horse is.

So grab your Eggos, secure your halters, and prepare to journey into the Upside-Down of equine personality quizzes — because it’s time to discover which Stranger Things character your horse truly is.

Let’s be honest: every horse at the barn already has a full-blown main-character arc. Some are heroic babysitter types who keep the herd in line. Some are chaotic gremlins with a talent for unlocking gates. Others? Total drama monsters, ready to Vecna-stare you into submission when you dare suggest a trot transition.

Whether your equine bestie is sweetly psychic, fiercely independent, deeply sensitive, or 100% feral energy, there’s a Stranger Things matchup galloping their way.

So saddle up, cue the Kate Bush, and step into the barn aisle’s version of Hawkins, Indiana.

The portal is open. The vibes are spooky. The grain buckets are rattling ominously.

Let’s find out which Stranger Things character your horse is spiritually aligned with.

So… who did you get? Is your horse secretly running Hawkins?
Is their emotional support Dustin energy showing?
Are they actually Eleven in a fly mask?
Did you finally confirm your suspicions that you own a tiny tyrant Erica or a full-blown Vecna?

No matter the results, remember: in true Stranger Things fashion, every hero comes with quirks, chaos, and a fiercely loyal heart — just like our horses. From the overachievers to the underdogs to the dramatic barn villains, it takes all kinds of equines to make the Horse Nation universe spin.

And if your horse came up Vecna… maybe double-check the fence lines tonight. Just saying.

Because in the barn — just like Hawkins — friends don’t lie. 🐴👀✨