As If! Which ‘Clueless’ Character Is Your Horse?

“Ugh, as if!” Your horse has opinions, drama, and a flair for the dramatic exit — but which Clueless character are they really? Take our quiz in honor of the movie’s 30th anniversary and find out if your horse is a total Cher, a Dionne diva, or a laid-back Travis.

Can you believe Clueless turned 30 this summer? (We know — we’re totally buggin’.) In honor of the movie that taught us that “shopping is a skill” and that sometimes a makeover can fix your life, we’re giving the ultimate ‘90s classic a Horse Nation twist: Which Clueless character is your horse?

Whether your mare channels Cher’s confidence (“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us”) or your gelding is more of a Travis — laid-back, snack-motivated, and probably late to everything — this quiz will tell you exactly who’s ruling the barnyard in Beverly Hills style.

So grab your plaid skirt (or your fly mask — same vibe), crank up the Cranberries, and find out if your horse is a total Cher, a forever-Dionne, or just out here trying to figure out what “sporadically” means.

Because let’s be real: when it comes to drama, attitude, and a flair for the dramatic exit, horses were way Clueless before Cher Horowitz ever said, “Whatever.”