Thursday Video: We’re All Distracted by the New Hire
When HR finally hires someone everyone likes…
There’s a new face in the office, and everyone’s already smitten. He’s tall, dark, and neigh-borly, with a jawline strong enough to open a feed bucket and hair that looks like it was styled by the wind itself. Forget LinkedIn endorsements — this guy shows up with four hooves, a swishy tail, and the kind of charisma that makes even the coffee machine nervous about being replaced.
Sure, he may not know how to file a spreadsheet or answer emails (unless chewing on the keyboard counts), but let’s be honest — who cares? He’s already boosted morale by 200%, made “mandatory carrot breaks” a thing, and somehow convinced HR to install a salt lick in the break room. If this is what onboarding looks like, we’re hoping every future hire comes with a mane.
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Happy Thursday, Horse Nation. We hope your new hires are as dreamy as this guy.
