Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it,” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
— jenharmelenergyhands (@JenniferHarmel) May 23, 2019
— Rachel Hatfield MSc (@rosiehat) June 20, 2019
My nearest neighbours recently installed a very noisy water feature just behind my barn and I keep thinking I’ve left the water running #FirstWorldProblems #equestrianproblems #paranoia pic.twitter.com/jUEnuvDWgu
— Elizabeth M (@EquuschickLiz) June 26, 2019
— Berni Eves (@BerniEves) June 27, 2019
Every horse owner ever do you have the same panic when you put down a pair of garden shears & then forget where you left them…. images of horse with shears embedded in flank… hoof… skull every time…. then find them put away in tack room EVERYTIME #Equestrianproblems
— KarenRowe (@MrsBlackStar15) July 3, 2019
— judge judy and executioner (@somecunningplan) July 4, 2019
*angry stallion pins his ears at me*
Me: “I dare you to try me you sum b$&ch!”
*cute guy winks at me*
Me: *screams and runs* #equestrianproblems
— aprilkzimmerman (@aprilkzimmerman) July 7, 2019
— Rustbelt Equine (@Rustbelt_Equine) July 9, 2019
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!