The Kentucky Derby is the most exciting two minutes in sports, and being such a headline event, you’ll run into several types of fan at the race itself…
The Kentucky Derby has become so much more than a horse race in recent years — it’s a cultural event that spans an entire eight-hour period, which is impressive since it’s really only a two-minute event. Here are six types of people you might meet at Churchill Downs.
1. The hoity-toity housewife with the big hat
This day is the day she waits for all year long: a reason to get dressed up and drink. She still doesn’t know why there are horses all around her (she still thinks she’s at a charity golf match.) If she asks you which way Tiger went, just point in any direction you’d like.
2. The rail bird
He’ll have one hand on a beer, the other hand will be pulling his hair out. If you listen close enough, you’ll hear him mumble “if only I had picked the five, if only I had picked the five horse. What was I thinking, I almost had it!”
3. The equestrian
This girl owns horses and makes sure everyone in a 30 foot radius know it, too. She will make comments like “look at that horse’s pasterns, you better put your money on him!”
She’ll be in her breeches with her hair in a messy bun. She’ll make bets solely based on what color the horse is and how how the jockey’s outfit matches with said horse. She’ll roll her eyes in disgust at the pony horse rider: “look at them posting like a sack of potatoes on the wrong diagonal!”
4. The lost infield party bro
This guy’s eyes are bloodshot and he smells like a bar floor and we’re only on race two on the undercard. He’s somehow wandered across into the grandstand from the infield party where he’s been “raging” since the gates opened this morning. He and his bro buddies made an effort to dress fancy but he’s already lost his jacket and his fedora. He keeps chanting the name of his Derby favorite to anyone who will listen, and this year it’s Free Drop Billy or My Boy Jack because one of his bros is named Billy or Jack.
5. The horsemen
The same reasons will always be used as an excuse if they don’t win: “this horse had an abscess as a yearling; he doesn’t do well on muddy track conditions; he got pinned against the rail; he doesn’t like the track; the jockey did this or that; he would have won if…”
6. The jockeys
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