Just in case you weren’t sure, use this helpful guide to determine if you are a horse person.
As we know, we horse people are not like “normal” people. We have a certain way about us that doesn’t fit in with the crowd. Just in case you have any doubts, you might be a horse person if any of the following are true:
Your signature scent is Pyrahna No 5.
You smuggle peppermints home from the restaurant to feed to your horse.
You don’t want to have kids, because they would interfere with your riding time. But you’ve contemplated having a few, just to help you muck out and stack hay.
In line at the grocery store, you “cluck” at the person in front of you to hurry it up.
You say “whoa” when driving in traffic.
You’re always covered in horse hair, and you can always find a piece of hay stuck in your bra.
Non-horse friends complain that they can smell manure on your boots … but you’re oblivious.
Duct tape fixes everything … but so does vet wrap.
You can maneuver a 35-foot trailer like you’re driving a clown car.
The only sports you enjoy watching are horse-related.
You’ve suffered at least one broken toe in your life, thanks to a horse stepping on it.
You and your horse are using the same shampoo.
“You must have been born in a barn!” is a compliment.
What would you add to the list? Shout-out in the comments! Go riding!