Welcome to Round 2 of Hot or Not? Celebrity Equestrians! In case you missed it here’s Round 1.
HOT: Heidi Klum riding a horse named Charlie on her winter wonderland vacation in Utah.
NOT: A bloody-mouthed Heidi Klum riding a very concerned horse wearing a strange glittered bodysuit and wig for Halloween.
HOT: Katie Price making out with her polo-playing boyfriend while riding a horse…even if the relationship ends badly.
NOT: Miley Cyrus making out with a puppet horse…because that always ends badly.
HOT: Well-known celebrities posing with Mini horses on set.
NOT: Completely unknown “celebrities” almost drowning full-sized horses on reality TV…and smiling about it.
HOT: David Beckham riding with his sleeves rolled up.
NOT: Russian politician Vladimir Putin riding without sleeves…or even a shirt. No. That ain’t right.
HOT: Vintage photos of famous men, like Bing Crosby, with horses.
NOT: Twitter photos of “famous by association” men, like Dappy in Christmas themed onesies, with horses.
Potentially HOT: Niall posing with a fan while riding. (Note: I’ll be honest, I know nothing about One Direction or Niall but when I showed this picture to a teenage girl…she got all sweaty and weird.)
Potentially NOT: David Cassidy doing the “lean back” on a Palomino. (Note: Again, I know nothing about The Partridge Family or David Cassidy but when I showed this picture to a menopausal woman…she got all sweaty and weird.)