Reader Lauren M. sent this ad our way with the note, “Money (allegedly) cannot buy happiness… but it can get you darn close with your very own UNICORN!!”
From Craigslist / Southern Maryland:
I have a beautiful white unicorn that I can no longer keep. She’s very docile, but needs a decent barn, at least a couple of acres to be able to run about, a few trees to keep her horn sharp, and lots of love.
You should know that, contrary to popular belief, unicorns can’t fly. I didn’t know this when I bought her, and although the seller didn’t say she could fly, he heard me mention that I wanted her to fly me to my friend’s house and he didn’t bother mentioning the fact that it couldn’t fly.
Wow. Thanks, Lauren! Readers, if you stumble across a great horsey classified ad in your Internet wanderings, share it with Horse Nation for all to enjoy. Email the link to [email protected]
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