HN Classifieds: Learn to ‘ride your horse into the sunset like a unicorn’
Here’s a Craig’s List ad for a riding instructor who promises, “Your horse can be as magical and fun to ride as the unicorn.” Sign me up!
~RIDING LESSONS~Ride your horse into the sunset like a unicorn (Orlando and surrounding)
Date: 2012-09-02, 9:11PM EDT
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EVERYONE, and I mean everyone has wanted to ride a unicorn at some point in their lives. I mean, what could be better than being mounted atop a mystical and majestic being? Imagine-You’re smiling, the wind is blowing faintly through your hair. The world is yours. You’re on a unicorn.
Now, this dream can become reality. YOUR horse CAN learn dressage. And once you start learning-You’ll never go back. Learn control, finesse, and harmony with your horse. Ride into the sunset confidently, like you’ve always wanted. Don’t be the victim of the bucking bronco who grabs the bit and charges into the abyss. You don’t want that. You really don’t want that.
Your horse can be as magical and fun to ride as the unicorn.
Seriously speaking, contact me today and get your FIRST lesson in dressage (your first step into transforming your horse into a majestic being) at a low price of $15.
Welcoming riders of all levels/disciplines and horses (pre-unicorns) of all breeds.
Contact via email-I would be happy to send you a serious summary of my experience.
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