His name is Rotten Banana, and his game is ruining your life. Hey, at least the seller is honest!
From Craigslist, with love:
Meet Rotten Banana. My wife named him that before he was born 7 years ago, and for that reason I believe she is a true psychic medium.
Rotten Banana’s father was a registered Paint we owned, who was a valiant sweetheart of a horse but was ugly as sin. His mother is an evil wench, but is built like a brick house and is afraid of nothing. We thought the breeding might give us a valiant sweetheart who was built like a brick house. Instead, we got…..Rotten Banana.
Banana has a lot of…..personality. He has great ground manners. He loves attention. He is probably the best horse I have ever seen about picking up his feet. My 6 year old daughter can lead him anywhere.
And that’s where the good stuff ends, so….maybe stop reading here?
Still reading? Dammit.
Rotten Banana is very broke to ride and has hundreds of trail miles. Like his mom, he is afraid of nothing. He will go through brooks, mud, trees and not miss a step.
If he wants to.
If he doesn’t want to, he won’t do anything. Literally.
If you want to ride, he will just stand there. Whip and spur all you want, the best you will get is a half-hearted buck and a grunt. (The very reputable natural horsemanship trainer I paid $900 to work on this became as exasperated as i was.). If you want to put him on a trailer, and he doesn’t want to get on it, he will go backwards. Quickly. If you want to put a bridle on him, he will actually point his nose to the sky like a timberwolf. When you are not looking, he will either steal the hat off your head with his teeth, or grab your shirt and give you a tug.
In short, he is an ass.
So, if you’re looking for a project horse with lots of miles left in his- ta da! Here he is.
Someone with time could actually make a horse out of him. That person is not me.
- Location: New Haven
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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