HN Classifieds: 2012 Best of Craigslist awards
Oh, man, it’s been a good year for Craigslist horse ads, but a few of them just stood head and shoulders above the rest. Without further ado…
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BEST “WANTED TO TRADE” AD
Date: 2012-08-06, 10:23PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
TWO NICE PAINT GELDINGS HAS BEEN USED ON RANCH ANY ONE CAN RIDE KIDSAFE HUBBY SAFE WILLING TO TRADE ONE FOR BOOB JOB AND THE OTHER FOR LIPO MUST BE LIC MD WITH CLEAN CLINIC PLEASE HELP THANK YOU
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BEST TYPO
family looking for an older broke horse in north ga (calhoun)
Date: 2012-08-16, 10:17AM EDT
We are looking for a free older horse for my 7 yr old and 8 yr old daughter.we have one hore and the kids want to ride with me.we have a nice place and will provide a good home.will allow a home visit and sign any agreement ask.we get attached to our animals.we are not horse flippers just a good family wanting to add another family member.if you can help please contact me at 706 263 4609.
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BEST DOUBLE ENTENDRE
AQHA Boob Proof Gelding – $1500 (Corinth Ms)
Date: 2012-08-31, 3:03PM EDT
[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
AQHA registered sorrel gelding, western pleasure and trail riding is what he does. My four yr old can ride him but i only keep him in a large round pen for her. I take him to the local 4-H shows and let kids ride him who dont know how to ride, He is super gentle and he thinks he is a dog. He does not know he is a horse. He is 5 yrs old, shoed and current on coggins. He is not scared of nothing, he doesnt get in a big hurry with anything, he is a BIG HORSE 15 hands plus and weighs probably close to 1000 pounds.. he is very solid and very muscled up. I will not take any less he is worth every penny of 1500, you want find another horse this gentle and kid safe. Feel free to come out and ride him.. Please serious people only…. 662 603 2109 call or text
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BEST SALES PICTURE
Pac Attack is a registered TWH bay gelding and is a BIG BOY 8 years old standing 16.2 hands tall been used as a trail horse anyone can ride him price is firm and a good home is a must!! call 205-239-2439 serious buyers only thanks! I know the halter is on wrong its the only face picture I have of pac at the time and I found him with his halter like this in the pasture!!
mare broke 2 ride for sell/trade – $800 (near Bonham )
Date: 2012-09-02, 11:29AM CDT
Mare broke 2 ride she is 13 year old really good horse likes 2 run really fast horse stand good win saddleing her like’s ridding like 2 b roped off of ever try her in a rodeo b4 she wood b good in any think u put her in at a rodeo really good horse u can email or txt me with? And if u want more picture I can send them 2 my # 903-413-8036. Think you
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BEST AD FOR RIDING LESSONS
~RIDING LESSONS~Ride your horse into the sunset like a unicorn (Orlando and surrounding)
Date: 2012-09-02, 9:11PM EDT
[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
EVERYONE, and I mean everyone has wanted to ride a unicorn at some point in their lives. I mean, what could be better than being mounted atop a mystical and majestic being? Imagine-You’re smiling, the wind is blowing faintly through your hair. The world is yours. You’re on a unicorn.
Now, this dream can become reality. YOUR horse CAN learn dressage. And once you start learning-You’ll never go back. Learn control, finesse, and harmony with your horse. Ride into the sunset confidently, like you’ve always wanted. Don’t be the victim of the bucking bronco who grabs the bit and charges into the abyss. You don’t want that. You really don’t want that.
Your horse can be as magical and fun to ride as the unicorn.
Seriously speaking, contact me today and get your FIRST lesson in dressage (your first step into transforming your horse into a majestic being) at a low price of $15.
Welcoming riders of all levels/disciplines and horses (pre-unicorns) of all breeds.
Contact via email-I would be happy to send you a serious summary of my experience.
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BEST AD FOR MANURE DISPOSAL
Manure Pile- Free to good home!! (Xenia/Beavercreek/Fairborn/Kettering)
Date: 2012-10-11, 7:36PM EDT
[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
Our manure pile is looking for a new home. Though we know it will never really completely leave out hearts.. or home, we do believe that it is in our best interests, if it helps spread roots elsewhere.
Load it yourself, manure is FREE!
Four wheel drive not needed.
You can have as much as you want! no limit!
Great for any garden.
Manure is all horse waste mixed with discarded hay and sawdust.
Get it before it’s frozen!
Farm is located on the border of Xenia and Beavercreek, but conveniently located near Fairborn and Kettering
Manure pickup available weekdays after 4pm, and weekends between 8am and dark.
- Location: Xenia/Beavercreek/Fairborn/Kettering
- it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3332711897
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BEST “TACK FOR SALE” AD
Date: 2012-08-11, 7:57PM EDT
I have what i was told is a english horse saddle. I don’t know much about saddles. I had it gave to me for some money that was owed. The only thing i know it it has the number 146 wrote in it. It comes with the pads. And also the belts. Its in what seems to be great shape. Just make me and offer on it.
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BEST USE OF PUNCTUATION, NOT!
Date: 2012-08-16, 2:34PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected]
looking to trade my horse for anything a scooter or birds or ?????? tell me what you got he is a paso 13 yrs old born and raised on my farm and always around my children but last chjld off to collage so looking to trade and find him a good home where he will be taken out for trail rides like my kids use to do
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BEST CANDIDATE FOR HUMANE SOCIETY INTERVENTION
Young Chestnut Gelding – $250 (Rudy, AR)
Date: 2012-09-21, 7:26PM CDT
[email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
This young chestnut gelding is growing and growing and growing right now. The horse permits slight touching now while eating or should I say getting its sweet morsels. The chestnut seems to be a groupee and loves food. COGGINS done in April. Great looking color for the coat. Your young horse is waiting for you. The Appaloosa is also available for $450. My rodeo trainer who is on vacation for one more month wants to train both of these horses for training horses for rodeo events in one more year. Two year old filly also available. Not pictured (Only back half). $900. Call NOW @ 206-225-8454 or 479-471-1895.
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BEST AD FOR A HORSE TRAILER
67 FORD HORSE BOX – $2500 (AIKEN, SC)
Date: 2012-10-08, 6:55AM EDT
Reply to: see below
In great shape for restoration, or would make a last a lifetime storage building, Call or Text 8o3 439 689nine
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