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Are You Fit to Date a Horse Girl?

Dating a horse girl might seem like it’d be all tight britches and rolls in the hay, but it’s actually hard work. Take Biz Stamm’s questionnaire to find out if you have what it takes.

From Biz:

I know that this column is mostly targeted towards the ladies, but this week goes out to the guys.  With all of those svelte and sexy fit to riders running around in their tight breeches you might tempted to ask one out on a date. Well before you do so, let Dave, a veteran horse boyfriend, fill you in on just what it takes to date a horse girl.

  • If you like horses…
  • If you like playing horseshoes…
  • If you have no concern for finances…
  • If you’re comfortable enough with yourself to drive a big truck despite what people say about men who drive big trucks…
  • If you find manure to be an aphrodisiac…
  • If you’re “really into leather…”
  • If you can turn a blind eye to crazy…
  • Tight pants…
  • If you know to not sweat the small stuff…
  • If you’ve practiced saying “that’s awesome, honey,” in front of a mirror until you believe it…
  • If you don’t mind filthy floors (…another poop joke)…
  • If you think rabbit jumping is just fantastic…
  • If you have time for a new hobby…
  • If you can stay calm after hearing about an animal that weighs a ton doing a cartwheel with your girlfriend on its back…
  • If hearing about what great rides your girlfriend had on Calvin, Hank, and Marty only make you feel a little insecure…

… you MIGHT be fit to date a horse girl.

Every good horse boyfriend must be baby-horse approved!

Don’t forget to get your entries in for the “Fit to Ride” t-shirt contest!

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