Mounted Police DO Pull People Over

A tale told in hashtags.

Entertainer Jay Allen was pulled over last week in Atlanta, Georgia for running a stop sign. This sounds fairly routine, except that the officer pulling him over was a mounted policeman:

Because Jay Allen’s hashtag game is pretty on point, here are a few of our favorite descriptors from this moment:

• #TwoWholeHorsesAreStandingBehindMyCar
• #HeDidntEvenHaveASirenHePulledMeOverByPointingAggressively
• #ThePointingWasSoAggressiveIOriginallyThoughtHeWasDoingADiscoDance
• #IThoughtItWasAMardiGrasParadeFor3SecondsBecauseHeWasBlowingAWhistle
• #WhenYouGetPulledOverByAHorsePeopleSlowDownAndLookInYourCarTheEntireTimeTheyArePassingYourCar
• #BecauseIfYouGetPulledOverByAHorseYouDefinitelyDidSomethingBadAndTheyWantToUseThose3secondsToFigureOutWhatItWas

This incident does answer an age-old question that’s been burning away in our brain for awhile — what exactly happens when a mounted police officer pulls someone over? This, my friends. This is what happens.

Go riding.