Less useful for baking, more appropriate as a substitute for Jet A fuel. →
Anything expensive is an appropriate answer…. →
Obviously it’s my horse…. →
Nothing escapes unscathed. →
We could all learn a little from a mare… →
And also, treat yourself… →
Because who doesn’t like snacks? →
Because he’s *obviously* been VERY good this year…duh →
Seriously? Why is this a thing? →
Besides every ride that my mare *doesn’t* yeet me… →
For cookies … and maybe cognitive dissonance. →
Everyone has them…some more than others. →
They are consistently entropy. →
Let me know if you want to partner on a screenplay. →
Another questionable life choice. →
Everyone’s favorite activity. →
Spooky Season is officially here. →
Now whether that’s the season or your fate may very well depend on your decorative choices. →
Pretty much synonymous with equestrian (at least the expensive part, anyway). →
As if we didn’t already know… →
Sometimes we are the teacher, other times the student. →
And horses are brilliant at sussing that out. →
#1. You lower your odds of being yeeted into the sun. →
Because rejection at a distance is a life skill. →
Because we know it isn’t wads of money. →