Morgane Schmidt
The Idea of Order: Texts Your Trainer Could Do Without
Seriously, don’t be that person. →
The Idea of Order: Telling Lies…
Mostly to ourselves, which makes it ok. Probably. →
The Idea of Order: ‘Sensible’ Vehicles…
Let’s talk semantics… →
Let’s Talk About “Plus-Sized” Riders — And Also, Something Called Grace
Someone left me to my own devices to troll social media unattended. I’m sorry. →
The Idea of Order: Shopping for Yourself vs Shopping for Your Horse
Decisions were made. →
The Idea of Order: Waiving Jackets…
A great idea in theory… →
The Idea of Order: Sibling Rivalry…
Horse entropy increases exponentially with each additional horse… →
The Idea of Order: Good Fences Make…
Excellent chew toys. →
The Idea of Order: Puddles
Prehistoric death bogs or therapeutic modality? →
The Idea of Order: Pony Shade
Because how DARE you… →
The Idea of Order: Weekly Disaster Wheel
I guess some horses spin this daily… →
The Idea of Order: Just Another Friday Night…
Spent developing various forms of arthritis and covered in dust, horse hair, and other questionable substances. →
The Idea of Order: New Barn Help…
Mares vs Geldings: because one of these is far judgier than the other. →
The Idea of Order: The Horse ‘Phase’…
I don’t think that word means what you think it means… →
The Idea of Order: Things You’d Rather NOT Hear From Your Vet…
I could actually write a book of these… →
The Idea of Order: Famous Last Words…
Or maybe just terrible ones. That works too. →
The Idea of Order: Ask Icee
Or maybe don’t. Her advice is terrible. →
The Idea of Order: When Your Mare Is *The* Drama…
Because why wouldn’t she be? →
The Idea of Order: The Full Body Shake…
Just another way horses keep us on our toes (or, potentially, on the ground). →
The Idea of Order: Show Clothes
Because nothing screams practical like wearing men’s formal wear while handling livestock in 90 degree weather…. →
The Idea of Order: Spring is HERE!
Sort of. Maybe for a moment? →
The Idea of Order: Proprioception is a Liar
Seriously. Your body is not doing what you think it’s doing… →
The Idea of Order: Poor Life Decisions…
I like to think of them as just opportunities to build character. →
The Idea of Order: Books I Could Write as an Equestrian
Or maybe *should* write. They’d be bestsellers. →
The Idea of Order: Non-Equestrian Friends
Remind me again why we even have those? →