Or — why being my horse has its perks. →
You must be a masochist. →
Longest.Phase.EVER. →
Yes, I did just set your feet on fire. →
Even if your trainer doesn’t say it, she’s probably thinking it. →
Literally everything. →
Because Mobile Bear caves are *FUN*. →
My very favorite activity… →
They *can* be helpful… →
Because self-deception takes lots of practice to get right. →
Even MORE fun when it’s a young, red mare! →
Yeah, don’t make dinner plans… →
Yeah, it wouldn’t match yours. →
And this one is truly sad. →
Seriously, they’re not to be trusted. →
You don’t have to be great, or even good, just better than 2020… →
Sure to be a big hit. →
It would totally be this guy… →
Egads, no one needs them to be able to talk… →
Somehow worse than actual coal. →
Accepted. →
I’d say it could be worse, but….. →
Because not every day can be Friday. →
Because we don’t have enough awful this year: WINTER COMETH. →
Because we could all use something else to focus on rather than political drama. →