Why Hasn’t Anyone Dressed a Horse as a Turkey?

I mean, honestly, this should be a mark against our equestrian pride.

Let’s take a look at all the other festive Thanksgiving animals.

This dog is taking the holiday seriously.

Source: DoggyDuds

And these three canines went all out with a full scale Thanksgiving reenactment.

Source: IGN

This Chihuahua is morbidly embarrassed, but he’s still festive.

Source: Pinterest Hercampus

This cat is super chill about his costume.

Source: Best Moms TV

And this feline is looking downright suave with that turkey hat.

But this one is being way too literal.  Don’t go this far.

Source: Etsy

So I know over the holidays you’re going to be like, “I just want to eat!”

But I am issuing a challenge to all of Horse Nation to dress up a horse as a turkey! This has to be done, folks. It just has to be. Here’s the costume…

Source: Unknown Miami

Someone just has to go buy it and Put. It. On. A. Horse!

Go Riding.