Why Hasn’t Anyone Dressed a Horse as a Turkey?

I mean, honestly, this should be a mark against our equestrian pride.

Let’s take a look at all the other festive Thanksgiving animals.

This dog is taking the holiday seriously.

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And these three canines went all out with a full scale Thanksgiving reenactment.

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This Chihuahua is morbidly embarrassed, but he’s still festive.

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This cat is super chill about his costume.

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And this feline is looking downright suave with that turkey hat.

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But this one is being way too literal. ┬áDon’t go this far.

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So I know over the holidays you’re going to be like, “I just want to eat!”

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But I am issuing a challenge to all of Horse Nation to dress up a horse as a turkey! This has to be done, folks. It just has to be. Here’s the costume…

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Someone just has to go buy it and Put. It. On. A. Horse!

Go Riding.

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