‘Oh Crap’ Monday: Gravity Always Wins
Monday already is the crappiest day of the week…
so it only makes sense that we make things official. Here’s our latest “oh crap” moment.
You know that feeling when you march into a new week full of confidence, ready to take on challenges like the unstoppable, hyper-competent adult you pretend to be? Yep. That was the energy heading into this “no-hands mounting challenge.” Big plans. Big ambition. Big “I’ve watched one TikTok and am now basically a stunt rider” energy.
And then… reality.
Because nothing humbles a person faster than attempting to hop onto a horse with no hands, only to immediately tumble off the other side like a sack of potatoes being pushed off a shelf. One minute you’re channeling elite equestrian ninja vibes, the next you’re looking at the ground, questioning life choices, gravity, and possibly your chiropractor.
To Instagrammer pfcs1990: thank you for your service. You’ve reminded us that horses keep us grounded… sometimes literally.
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Happy Oh Crap Monday, everyone. May your week be filled with fewer unplanned dismounts and significantly more dignity.
Go forth and tackle your Monday, Horse Nation.
Have an “Oh Crap” moment to share? Email your photo/video and a brief explanation of what is going down to [email protected]. Instagram users, tag your moments with #OhCrapMonday (your photos need to be set to public or we won’t see them!).
