Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it,” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
— sylvia villegas (@svillegastweets) May 21, 2019
— Stacey Stearns (@stacey_stearns) May 25, 2019
Omg, just rode past a pheasant on my bike and it DIDN'T SPOOK.
— Heather Mussett (@oneteemussett) May 27, 2019
— Kady Paterson (@kadypaterson) June 2, 2019
— Chrissy 💫 (@Chrissyb_x) June 5, 2019
So for his birthday Tally was treated to some bespoke designer footwear 🙄💸 with the aim of helping his hocks out a bit.
Anybody else used trackers before? So far all I’m doing is picturing the various ways he’ll be able to impale himself on them…🤔🤦🏼♀️ #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/R6JE0eXAH6
— Laura Barber (@lac_88) June 6, 2019
I truly believe hell is having to poo pick in long grass.#horseproblems
— JoJo Newman (@JoJoNewman) June 8, 2019
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!