At least, according to equestrian social media star Pontus Hugosson.
Yes, we do love us some Pontus Hugosson: the Swedish eventer really knows what makes equestrians tick (or at least acknowledges that we don’t know what makes us tick, just that we’re straight-up bonkers). We’ve been fans of his work for some time now on Horse Nation (catch up on previous posts here) and this little gem is no exception.
Admittedly, there’s some NSFW language. Proceed at your own risk.
This would be a good application for a well-placed poop emoji.