Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
Sometimes my horse forgets how to be a horse and then she injures herself. #equestrianProblems I’m not impressed.
— Shezanah (@ShezanahS) April 16, 2019
You might be an equestrian if @absorbine liniment is a normal part of your post run marathon training routine …I feel like absorbine has a huge market they’re missing 😂#equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/xtFzJYY66h
— Jenna (@JennaNikki126) April 20, 2019
#equestrianproblems having $600 available on a card but not being able to spend any of it because the $580 check you sent for a show entry two weeks ago is still out there.
— down banks(y) (@equusvolante) April 24, 2019
I just wrapped up my unnecessarily long 10 ft iPhone charger like it was a lunge line. #equestrianproblems
— Jesi (@jesimarieottb) April 30, 2019
— Alyx Barter (@AlyxEq) May 7, 2019
Me: I'm gonna have so much money at the end of this month like damn u go Glen Coco
Also me: *pays for lease, lessons, show fees* 💸💸💸 #equestrianproblems
— Karla (@kafau92) May 8, 2019
Whenever I have a bath I always leave a bale of hay behind me 🤦🏽♀️ #equestrianproblems
— 𝕁𝔼𝕊𝕊 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕜𝕖𝕣 ♡ (@Jess_Chalker) May 14, 2019
This horse show near me proudly advertising “line dancing at night after the show!” is making me laugh/cry and scare the dog. The LAST THING one wants to do after a show is be outside and… dancing? Food, friends, inside and bathed is all I want. #equestrianproblems
— Natalie 🦓 (@_Nataliea) May 16, 2019
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