Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
#equestrianproblems getting to work, smelling horse wee and realising it is intact embedded into your jumper 🙄😂
— Katie (@KatieAmelia__) March 20, 2019
When your pants cost over $300 and make your ass look incredible but it’s only considered acceptable to wear them to the barn #equestrianproblems
— smedd (@therealsmedd) March 21, 2019
I almost knocked over a $5,000 box of horse semen, how’s your day going? #equestrianproblems
— ✨ Glowy Chloé ✨ (@ChloeNoelle96) March 21, 2019
— Emmalyne (@shirepower) March 30, 2019
I propose we start saying "riding class" instead of "riding lessons." No one is ever like, "You're going to yoga class? Haven't you been doing that for ten years? Don't you know how to do yoga by now?" #equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) March 31, 2019
— Brittany D (@Ride_Jump_Show) April 2, 2019
I may not have my life together but at least I ordered more supplements before they ran out #equestrianproblems
— Alyx Barter (@AlyxEq) April 4, 2019
— Emmalyne (@shirepower) April 5, 2019
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!