Or general significant others. This one goes out to you.
For the long-suffering significant others in the world (“horse husbands” has a nice alliterative ring to it, but we know there are horse wives, horse boyfriends/girlfriends, and horse families as well), this rant is for you. Former Top Gear host Richard Hammond really lets it all hang out here, letting us know exactly how he feels about his place in the hierarchy of his wife’s heart:
Ah, true love. Spend some time with your honey today… and spare a few moments for your S.O. too.