Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
Confession: When teaching, nothing gets me off track more effectively than a student asking me about my horse ??♀️#teacherlife #teacherproblems #equestrianproblems #teacherbydayequestrianbynight pic.twitter.com/M2D4XpUN2k
— Mrs. Procter (@Tiff_Procter) January 10, 2019
It took me like ten minutes and much struggling to zip up my half chaps tonight and just as I was almost done my Garmin buzzed to notify me that I'd hit my goal for active minutes for the week. #ridingisasport #gettingreadytorideisasport #equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) January 12, 2019
— 3rynn (@3rynn1) January 12, 2019
How is it my teen daughter can compete 3DE on a rank chestnut mare, but cannot master easing the brakes on her Jeep? I'm pretty sure I have permanent rollercoaster face. #equestrianproblems #brakecheckqueen #nascar
— Square Halt (@Square_Halt) January 17, 2019
— Kim Klipping (@aCDNinMurica) January 30, 2019
When your phone changes tall boots to y’all boots and you’re just tryin to ride hunt seat not western #equestrianproblems
— Joe (@_HaveacupofJoe) February 4, 2019
When you want to ride your horse but big sheets of ice keep sliding off the barn roof and terrifying him to the point of no return #equestrianproblems #IceStorm2019 #BuffaloWeather pic.twitter.com/wCJEgZAPGM
— Susan Gawley (@SusanGawley) February 8, 2019
I went from not spending any money until April to booking a vacation to Bermuda and buying a dressage saddle. Idk who I think I am. #equestrianproblems
— Jesi (@jesimarieottb) February 11, 2019
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!