Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
I told my dad that I loved my horse more than anything and that he is so handsome and quite possibly my soulmate and he responded with:
"I'll remember that when I'm writing my will."#Equestrianproblems
— Ashley Mae Sherman #HHN28 (@OrlandoCyborgAS) August 18, 2018
Definitely just clucked at a coworker ??♀️ #equestrianproblems
— Inside Track (@insidetrackblog) August 21, 2018
a fun thing to do for horse people when you're bored at work: customize a samshield helmet that costs twice your rent and pretend for a second that you're the kind of horse person who could afford that #equestrianproblems
— Eileen Cody (@leen92) August 24, 2018
— Jenna (@JennaNikki126) August 25, 2018
Hi Mom, you know that flysheet that you paid to have professionally cleaned…. yeah well you won't need to do that again…I made sure of it!
— Dr Christine Beavers, Crusher of Diamonds (@XtalGrrl) August 27, 2018
Two of the bridles I’ve been eyeing are on sale for 50% off and WHAT DO I DO. #equestrianproblems
— Taylor Elizabeth (@tayloreep) August 29, 2018
— Abbarrella (@Abbarrella) August 31, 2018
Whenever you add “riding” or “equestrian” to a clothing item, it suddenly triples in price, but I fall for it every time.
“Shirt for $15”
Me: do I really need this?
“Riding shirt for $45”
Me: of course I need this! #equestrianproblems
— Emily (@BaysicChestnut) September 3, 2018
Quiet evening in, just escalated to washing my horse blankets forgotten about this Spring ? #equestrianproblems
— DaydreaminEquestrian (@DaydreamingEq) September 7, 2018
— Nicker Creative (@ClicksnSpurs) September 9, 2018
— Ashleigh Newman (@_ashleighnewman) September 11, 2018
— *Cami* (@HalfArabsRule) September 13, 2018
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!