Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
Garmin picked up part of my dressage lesson today as a workout. This was a good ride but I think I've probably done circles that look exactly like this at times. #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/E1a4tBomPZ
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) July 16, 2018
I really enjoy walking up and down the road, in the dark, in my pjs, and in a panic because a horse was yelling and nowhere to be found in the pasture. It's even more fun when you find them in the paddock 20mn later, happily ignoring you. #equestrianproblems
— demifiend (@demidevl) July 20, 2018
i wanted a gray gelding and now i'm in love with a bay mare. i should have seen it coming.
SOMEBODY HELP ME#equestrianproblems
— Maria Eduarda (@mariaeduarda__r) July 21, 2018
— Amy Wallace (@aamywallace) July 30, 2018
You were great. We really needed you there for a while, but you've become too much. Too intense. Please leave. #equestrianproblems
— Ginger Ninja and Co (@GingerNinjaCo) August 1, 2018
— ThePreppiponyco (@ThePreppiponyco) August 6, 2018
Of course I need new boots, breeches and a helmet all at the same time but I haven’t even put my credit card balance off this month. ??♀️ #EquestrianProblems
— DQ (@DressageQueen4) August 7, 2018
— Logan Fiorentino (@LMFiorentino) August 9, 2018
— Sinéad (@nead_k) August 12, 2018
Who needs alcohol when you have horses? Wait… #equestrianproblems
— Genevieve (@gryffin_draco) August 14, 2018
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!