Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
When the wind picks up on a summer evening…
Other people: “what a lovely, cool breeze!”
Me: *mentally planning how to survive my lesson tomorrow morning* I’ll get there early and lunge, wear full seat breeches, use the ear plugs…#EquestrianProblems pic.twitter.com/cIv0SOD9wL
— Jacquelyn Bartel (@jacqbartel) June 17, 2018
— Logan Fiorentino (@LMFiorentino) June 21, 2018
@CharlesOwenHats are so lovely that even nature descends upon them. That's one copperhead snakeskin, one wasp nest, and some nuthatch eggs. So long, my beloved JR8 riding helmet. Bloody hell. #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/uabEY3IDWS
— Square Halt (@Square_Halt) July 2, 2018
— The Maverick Equestrian (@themaverickeq) July 3, 2018
Not being able to tell if you’re tanned or dirty #equestrianproblems
— Elena Grout (@elenagrout395) July 5, 2018
— Shit Eventers Say (@ShitEventersSay) July 9, 2018
— Jacqueline Bach ? (@JacquelineBach) July 11, 2018
Scheduled a hair appt on the same day as a riding lesson so my hair will look cute for a couple of hours before I stuff it in a sweaty helmet.#equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) July 11, 2018
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) July 14, 2018
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!