Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having
140 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
Me: *has 3 broken bones, 2 fractures and internal bleeding*
Me: this is fine
My horse: *takes one off step*
Me: omg call the vet she needs a full body cast and a sling #equestrianproblems
— Emily (@BaysicChestnut) April 14, 2018
I’ve worn all my jeans out from riding and the patches are coming off so I can’t wear them in public anymore so I had to wear breeches to the mall today just to buy riding jeans ???? #equestrianproblems
— UniversityCatchRider (@UniversityEq) April 16, 2018
— Brittany D (@Ride_Jump_Show) April 19, 2018
Me: *can’t remember a horse person’s name*
Also me: *remembers said person’s horse’s name, markings, registration number, favourite place to be scratched, vaccination schedule, etc.*#equestrianproblems
— Emily (@BaysicChestnut) April 23, 2018
Trying to decide on a show name for my horse is so stressful. What if I choose a name she doesn't like or if it gives her a complex!?! #equestrianproblems
— The Nervous Equestrian (@TheNervousEq) April 23, 2018
8am: Decide to get the farrier out again because the horse is showing no improvement with his lameness 10 days post abscess.
2.30pm: Horse comes in for the farrier like…#EquestrianProblems pic.twitter.com/ZSx4yDpiJP
— Nicki Strong (@HSEquestrian) April 26, 2018
I’d take one of those cute hand-holding photos with my husband but he won’t hold my hand because they usually smell like the barn. #equestrianproblems
— colt babysitter???? (@_Goodnight_Moon) April 27, 2018
— Belinda Booker (@BelBooker) May 2, 2018
— Abrea♿️, Flirty????& Cadenza???? (@Cadenza_33) May 10, 2018
You know you’re a horse person when…you and three other people take off your hats and shake them at a 1200lb creature, all to get its ears pricked forward, so a fourth person can get a cute picture. We must look so weird to normal people. #equestrianproblems #horsepeople
— Nellie (@irishsaints23) May 12, 2018
Me: okay let’s save money you can do this
Also me: **buys new riding boots**#equestrianproblems
— Sydney Lay (@slay3894) May 15, 2018
“Why are you working three jobs?”
6. Entry fees.
7. Horse. #equestrianproblems
— Morgan Ashley Rose (@morgsashrose) May 18, 2018
And this concise, yet eloquent, cry for help:
— Katie (@KTatertot_19) May 19, 2018
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!