12 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter
Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having
140 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
Clucking at your computer will not make it work faster. #equestrianproblems
— Maiden Handtalk (@maidenhandtalk) January 17, 2018
Went to the tack store to pick up a new blanket, came home with a saddle… not sure how that happened #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/askJ1NsAJW
— Brittany D (@Ride_Jump_Show) January 22, 2018
Preparing supplements for my horse is the equestrian equivalent of packing lunches for a kid #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/mglKdHe7GP
— Katja ???? (@BastiansMom) January 23, 2018
You know you're not getting enough riding time when you want to canter around to places like the guys in Monty Python. #HorseHour #montypython #equestrianproblems
— Stacey Stearns (@stacey_stearns) January 23, 2018
When people say I have a saddle pad problem #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/scm112wIU9
— Danielle Therrien (@_flequestrian_) January 23, 2018
*latest conversation I’ve had at work*
“The condensation from the poop is fogging up my windows”#equestrianproblems
— Avery Routledge (@avery_lizanne) January 31, 2018
My FB newsfeed is all people celebrating getting accepted for the Retired Racehorse Project. Meanwhile, I'm like, "My next horse is going to be a Percheron crossed with a La-Z-Boy recliner." #equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) February 2, 2018
For those wondering how much horse ownership costs. It’s February 2nd and I’ve already had to spend $651.61 on her this month. ???????? #equestrianproblems
— Andie Whisler (@AndreaAnn1) February 2, 2018
Sweep out the barn aisle. Track the dirt back in. Repeat for eternity. Like Sisyphus in a pair of Dublins. #equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) February 3, 2018
Me: The ice craters ripped the pads right off.
Farrier: We can do something different for snow protection this time.
Me: Move to Florida?
#adultammystrong #equestrianproblems #frozentundra
— Nikki Livermore (@ClicksnSpurs) February 5, 2018
I can flirt smoothly with horses, but with humans? I'm clueless. What am I supposed to do? Feed them carrots? Pet their nose? Scratch their tickly spot?? #WhyImSingle #EquestrianProblems
— Shannon Kelly (@Shannon__Renae) February 8, 2018
My horse: *has 12 different blanket options depending on temperature, wind speed, snowflake size, phase of the moon, etc*
Me: *wears the same jacket from November to March*#equestrianproblems
— Emily (@BaysicChestnut) February 13, 2018
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!
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