Brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having
140 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
— Abbarrella (@Abbarrella) December 24, 2017
— The Nervous Equestrian (@TheNervousEq) December 29, 2017
I got 10,000 steps today… but only because I had to lunge Ben before I rode his little bronco butt. #equestrianproblems
— Natalie ???????? (@nataliekreinert) January 6, 2018
— Nicki Strong (@HSEquestrian) January 7, 2018
Everyone in Buffalo: watching football and hockey simultaneously.
— Nicole Tone (@nicoleatone) January 7, 2018
The "time is just a construct" is always rough to think about when I know there are Florida CDI horses currently warming up while I haven't gone to sleep yet. #equestrianproblems
— Emily Logan (@STSporthorses) January 11, 2018
— Ctrl+hAlt+Del (@madelinec64) January 12, 2018
"Don't eat your Baker or you'll meet your maker."
-V. clever thing I said just now while changing a mouthy horse's blanket, and then had to tweet it because I'm the only human in the barn rn and these equines don't appreciate my wit. #equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) January 12, 2018
Fracture my tailbone getting bucked off my horse, take some Advil and call it good. Horse puts her hip/lower back out bucking me off…seeing chiropractor today. This is my life people. #equestrianproblems #goriding #maretude
— Rachael (@propspony) January 16, 2018
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