13 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter
Brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having
140 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
A guy asked me to hangout and I said I’ll let him know if don’t go riding tn and he ended the conversation w/ “save a horse, ride a cowboy” ???? now I’m done w/ him #EquestrianProblems
— Jesi (@jesimarieottb) November 16, 2017
WOW ok you know you practically live in a barn when you walk into a coffee shop, see a broom in the corner, and your instinct says to pick it up and get to work. #horses #equestrianproblems #whenhorsesarelife
— Steph. (@DreadfulLullaby) November 17, 2017
Hey, they named a band after me. #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/52xtIHIIDn
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) November 18, 2017
I forgot I put a dressage whip in the bathroom so the puppy wouldn't get it. That was awkward. #equestrianproblems
— Brittany D (@Ride_Jump_Show) November 24, 2017
When someone says equestrian things are too expensive but is totally willing to get you a new iPhone ???????? #EquestrianProblems
— Sara Bushong (@bushong_sara) November 25, 2017
It's literally colder in our arena than it is OUTSIDE #ugh #why #equestrianproblems #horsetrainer #ilovemyjobBUT #MeanwhileInCanada
— Steph. (@DreadfulLullaby) November 30, 2017
When your hands are more callused than most men’s… #equestrianproblems
— Jade Bleskey (@97aqha) December 3, 2017
What I *wish* I found in my pockets while doing laundry – money
What I *actually* find in my pockets while doing laundry – earplugs #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/HjxSRhkBvC
— DaydreaminEquestrian (@DaydreamingEq) December 3, 2017
#equestrianproblems when your phone tends to autocorrect 'eggnog' to 'eggbutt'
— Nic (@87_Chevrolet) December 11, 2017
— Sydney Kay (@squid_kneez) December 12, 2017
Who needs men when we have horses to disappoint us #equestrianproblems
— Tara (@taramariescott) December 15, 2017
Trying to explain to my mom that unwrapping a box of ulcer guard is actually a great Christmas present and she doesn’t get it #equestrianproblems
— BarnManagerProbs (@BarnMngerProbs) December 16, 2017
I believe that riding is a sport and equestrians are athletes right up until the point that I got a job at an office with a dress code that specifies no athletic clothing and I have a riding lesson to get to right after work.#equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) December 19, 2017
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